Swipe Left on Food Fakery.  Read the Label, Not the Lie.
Christine Patterson Christine Patterson

Swipe Left on Food Fakery. Read the Label, Not the Lie.

Millie's here to tell you: Stop being a food-dating amateur! It's time to put on your detective hat, grab that magnifying glass, and read the damn label. Because in the wild world of modern nutrition, knowing your macros is just as important as knowing if your 'date' is actually a Nigerian prince. Don't let your dinner break your heart (or your health goals). Date smarter, eat wiser, and for goodness sake, always, always inspect the goods."

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The Musings of Manic Menopause Millie Vol. I | Issue 1
Rage, Perimenopause, Millie, Menopause Christine Patterson Rage, Perimenopause, Millie, Menopause Christine Patterson

The Musings of Manic Menopause Millie Vol. I | Issue 1

Hi! I’m Christine. One of the co-founders / owners of Vivian & Mary. I am 48 years old, and I am going through it with health issues, and the adventures of perimenopause. Grab a snack, and put on your depends because you will laugh until you pee…accidentally. Here’s the first installment of one of my alter’s, Manic Menopause Millie.

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